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Charlotte Warr (Andersen)
Another age related joke:
A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for a meal. It was agreed that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant because they each only had $2.00 and Jim, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see him as they ride their bikes there.
10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. They agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had snacks, the band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lots of cute guys.
10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. They decided to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because it was right near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.
10 years later, the 45 year old group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. They picked Ocean View Restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.
10 years later, the 55 year olds wondered where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the food was reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol.
10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again organized where to meet for dinner. The Ocean View Restaurant was chosen because the lighting was good and they had an early bird special.
10 years later, the 75 year old group arranged a dinner together at the Ocean View Restaurant because the food wasn’t too spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had an elevator!
10 years later, at 85 years of age, the women thought about where to meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they had never been there before.
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